heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

shouldnt:

you shouldnt do this

you shouldnt do that

SHOULDNT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.